Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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