That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
