The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
where are my eyebrows?
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