am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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