i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Randomize
