If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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