I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize