I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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