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he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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