I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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