Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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