I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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