Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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