In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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