so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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