shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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