And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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