You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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