i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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