He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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