Just took my morning after pill in the library
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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