Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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