I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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