So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
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