Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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