Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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