You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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