But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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