I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
id be glad to
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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