So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
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