either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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