that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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