i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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