So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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