I wanna passion pit in your ass
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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