I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I need moral support for this bender
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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