Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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