Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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