Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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