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i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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