Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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