she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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