If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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