I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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