Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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