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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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