She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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