..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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