i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
i think im in europe. pls send help
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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