Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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