I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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