End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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