I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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