you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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