Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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