officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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