I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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